Forum Account.

[EC44]

I am selling this forum account.

What's included;

My predisposed wit,
charm and sex appeal.

I can guarantee it will attract the ladies.

It also comes with all of my past thoughts, and for a LIMITED TIME I will include ALL my FUTURE THOUGHTS. Yes, that's right. You will get all my future ideas, intellectual properties and rights. You can also have my first born son. My unborn daughter is NOT included, I need her so I can make her pretty and charge a dowry to some rich fat man when she is of the age to marry.

BIN starts at $499.

Think about it, my wit is worth AT LEAST Infinite.
It's nothing short of a steal.


PS. Before anyone says, get real - you missed the entire point of this satirical post.

First off, I am in the market to buy and have been seriously looking.
Secondly, everything posted here can SERIOUSLY relate to what I have just posted.

..something to think about.

[SIMPLEROBB]

I am selling this forum account.

What's included;

My predisposed wit,
charm and sex appeal.

I can guarantee it will attract the ladies.

It also comes with all of my past thoughts, and for a LIMITED TIME I will include ALL my FUTURE THOUGHTS. Yes, that's right. You will get all my future ideas, intellectual properties and rights. You can also have my first born son. My unborn daughter is NOT included, I need her so I can make her pretty and charge a dowry to some rich fat man when she is of the age to marry.

BIN starts at $499.

Think about it, my wit is worth AT LEAST Infinite.
It's nothing short of a steal.


PS. Before anyone says, get real - you missed the entire point of this satirical post.

First off, I am in the market to buy and have been seriously looking.
Secondly, everything posted here can SERIOUSLY relate to what I have just posted.

..something to think about.

That's how you make green E.

[Encrypted]

what a waste of a thread

[Nordstrom]

This is one of those threads that are so annoying you post in it, even though you know you should have just let it go.







So you made it at least :claps: