New Opportunity- Make Tons of Money in the New Year!

[paul2145r]

I have come across a wonderful new opportunity to make money.

I can't tell you what it is until you sign the agreement saying that you agree to do business with me under my conditions, indefinately.

You have the potential to make millions every month!!*

Also- we pay you to do nothing but sign papers!
For example- sign away the deed to your (or your parent's) house!
Sign away all of the money in your personal and business bank account!
Sign away the Title to your car[s]!

This opportunity requires immediate action!
Only 5 positions open!!**

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*Actual Results may vary. Alot.
**Any more than 5, and we could be facing a Grand Jury. 5 or less just means that we get a fine.

[rogercbryan]

Woo hoo.. can I sign away my first born too!

[SVargo]

Sounds a little to simple to me. "If it sounds to good to be true, it probably is".
But if you pass me the details, I'll look into it. Not sure though..

[paul2145r]

Sorry to say, but FirstBorns are only allowed to be sold between the months of February and May.... Government Regulations, you know.

[rogercbryan]

Sorry to say, but FirstBorns are only allowed to be sold between the months of February and May.... Government Regulations, you know.

very nice.. lol

[paul2145r]

Well, in this industry, you have to keep a close eye on the law. If you don't know the rules, how will you know when to break them?

[ladyk5]

If I give you my first born there are no returns---

Hey Can I throw in my soul also?

[paul2145r]

I am currently not licensed to take souls, but my business partner is looking into expanding into that direction. At the moment, there are two major corporations that hold the majority of soul-bearing shares. I'm not sure if they'll let us muscle into their turf, but we'll see!