looking for US $1000 investment

[spenserb14]

I have been selling designer jeans and watches for the last two years and have made quite a name for myself in orange county/san diego county, california. I have sold to many stand up comedians and to movie producers, etc. I can promise a $150 profit. I can't promise a time, but can estimate a month, possibly a little more, possibly a little less. I can afford to give you a $150 return on every $1000 invested. Please reply or pm if you are interested.

[shoestringventure]

IF you are ready to give the entire profit to person who is investing money, what you will get? Are you doing this for charity?

[spenserb14]

the entire profit wouldn't go to the investor, i would make exactly the same, i figured the profit would be $300, $150 of which would go to the investor.