YE Contest, MONEY REWARD, Who can do this the best???

[sl.market]

Hello,

If you guys don't know me yet, I am The College Marketer. When I first came on this forum I held a domain name contst and paid FATTONY for having the best domain name. Well now there is going to be a new contest.

Lately, I'm so sick of SPAM, really its bothering me, so I'm looking for the most creative, funniest and most brutal.

SPAM ~ 10 Things I hate About You

Post the Reply here


The reward. You get to place your adsense publisher id, on my FORUM.

www.collegewarriors.forumup.org

Go to the bottom of the forum, see the advertisments, there is your ad.

I was going to place a screen shot but, did not, here are the numbers for today

Page impressions Clicks Page CTR Page eCPM [?] Earnings
1,413 14 0.99% $4.70 $6.63



That is Todays earnings. I will probably hit $10 by the end of the day.


You get your ad block there for 7 whole days.

So, I have hit $15 one time, so this is a good chance to make some money.


www.collegewarriors.forumup.org

Also, To get your post to me quicker sign up for my forum and send a PM to username "Steve".


Thanks

[fattony]

Steve,

I have to admit you do come up with some good ideas. I think the site needs more kind of interaction like this. I will be watching this thread.

-O

[NeeJam]

Steve dropped you a pm about something to do with your forum

[adrizzle]

When is this going to be over?

[adrizzle]

Spam-The 10 things I hate about you

#10-When I report you it doesnt work
#9-You make me want to crush my head with my computer
#8-SPAM filters dont work worth s***
#7-You waste my time and make me google software that will allow me to choke you threw the computer
#6-You smell horrible and not only do I have to deal with you on the computer I have to see you at the store
#5-You dont stop trying to reach me with your advertisements like a sprint user that keeps dropping calls
#4-When I see 100 emails, I think I got some important emails but when I open them up there all from you
#3-You dont shut up with a million words like my girlfriend
#2-You gave me arthritis from hitting delete so many times
#1-I went looking for you to kill you and I lost $25 in gas

LOL, what do you think?

[sl.market]

Haha I like #2, creative, and #3 is so true.

[spyro]

This is the best I could come up for now. **Disclaimer- some sentences project violence, anger, and sexual tension. Read at your own risk.

SPAM- Something Posing As Mail
Your a tease because you tell me how big it will be but never follow through.
Your products are so bad you have to hide your identity.
If I got bit by a loose dog I would mame the owner, the same as I would do with yours.
Gmail can beat everyone but you.
SPAM- Some Poser Asshat Mailer
MAPS- If I turn you around your are Mad Assholes Pillaging Servers
You send me to links of sites a 2 yr old could build.
Your memory sucks because you always forget my paypal password
Your like a mental women, you reply to me even when I didn't ask you anything.


Great contest idea by the way.