Small business loans.

[CGM]

For someone with absolutely no credit, good or bad and not a detailed bank history (I really don't use banks that much, I enjoy having the money where I can access it when I need it), how difficult should I expect it to be for me to get a small bank loan?

When I say small loan, I am talking $500-$750

They're going to want to know my employment history, and I have been off the radar for the past year doing work out west, although there is no official record of that anywhere... I was managing an orchard while getting paid a weekly cash "allowance", where the other part of my payment was getting to live in an awesome house for free, all expenses paid for the time being there with a good friend of mine.

I could use some extra hundred dollars to jump start my business, I don't know how low banks go on loans.

Any advice would be appreciated.

[rogercbryan]

Banks do not issue loans like that. You are better off getting a credit card with a $500 limit.