Any 'preneurs need money?
Ahoy matey! Does anybody here require capital to start their business? I'm bored and am willing to put up $1000 US for kicks if anybody needs it. Private message me if you want it.
$1000 isn't a lot of money but it'll cover initial costs to incorporate, get a trademark, copyright etc. I'll be willing to put up more dough if it looks good though.
Oh yeah I forgot to add, if you're a newbie at business I'll give you some advice as well.
Prepare for tomorrow today because tomorrow will quickly become today, and you want to live today.