
Originally Posted by
byzantium
In Hugh's day, Playboy was the only game in town if you wanted to see "nekkid wimmins". You had to know the clerk at the bookstore and get him to go in back and get a copy and ring it up discreetly, then you had to hide it from the wife. Those days are GONE! Porn is everywhere. Porn is so cheap on the internet that you can get porn for free. Half of the places that charge for porn are run by the Russian mafia and are intended to steal your credit card. If you search Google for "toys" you get links for dildo sellers. AND you can do all this without leaving your chair. Hugh Hefner is behind the times. I'm sorry Hef, but Playboy is no longer relevant in a world of cheap online smut.
Also, there are parties with drunk horny women everywhere in America on a given Friday night. Hef's parties are actually kinda creepy, with this wrinkled old dude groping artificially enhanced 20 year old women. Sex is not a spectator sport, and there's no need to care about Hef's mansion parties when you can go to your friend's house and have sex personally with a friend of a friend of his girlfriend. Heck, if you're lazy you can log on to Craigslist and arrange a date for sex from your chair. Somebody took the tree that bears forbidden fruit and planted the saplings everywhere, and now the fruit is no longer forbidden. That's how success can kill you.