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[i like chuklet]

Hey bro's, I've got a bit of a problem. In weddings, parties and general events I'm usually opening on the woman but I commonly get asked the 'Wad'ja du?' Q.
It goes summit' like this:

me: Nice nails, are they real? No? Oh, well they're nice anyway.
her:
me: My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but her cat hates him. Like whenever he tries to pet it, it will just look at him like he's an idiot and walk off and one time he left his shoes by the door and it pissed on them .......
her: Wow. You're awesome. So, what do you do?

There it goes, the killer. I can't exactly go: 'I'm a website programmer baby! Java, SQL, Server-side mainly, 7 years running etc.", you know?

What do you guys recommend a cool business-orientated profession that chicks dig? Any personal anecdotes? xx

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Internet Startup Ninja - chicks dig it.

Merp.