[usakos]

For years, I always receive at least one email like the one below per each week and like every other Americans, I always delete it or report it to the Coalition Web site at Nigeria - The 419 Coalition Website. And the stupid thing is this, these freakin people don't even know what language to use at least to make it more convincing and less stupid. Look at the signature in the email message below, it says, "Have a blessed day", who freakin writes like that at Microsoft or let say, professionally?

Who freakin brings religion into business when writing for business? For earth sake, if you're wrote this and are reading this, get a life and stop wasting resources and people's time with this crap. These things have been in CBS, ABC, NBC, FBI, CNN, The Malls, Bars, the Clubs, Churches..., you get my point, no body falls for things like this in America any more, so stop wasting the resources and get a real job, you freakin chicken head.

Here is the email I just received.

GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!
MICROSOFT CORPORATION.
(U.K. REGIONAL OFFICE)
Products Promotions Division.
Microsoft Building,
Greater Manchester, M1 5ND.

We wish to congratulate you for emerging the third (3rd) prize winner in the 2008 Microsoft Products
Anniversary Award. You have just won a Five Year Dealership contract with MICROSOFT CORPORATION U.K. and a cash prize of GBP£1,400,000.00 (One Million Four Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling).

To claim your prize, please send your Name; Address; Occupation and phone number(s) through email to:
productsconsultant@live.com

And endeavor to call:
The Human Resource Manager,
Microsoft Corporation, U.K. Regional Office.
contact Person: Mr. Marcus Brown.
Email: productsconsultant@live.com (This is the email you are expected to contact for proceedings)
Telephone: +44 7045722566

Have a blessed day.
Microsoft Team,
U.K Regional Office.

[usakos]

Another crap from the freakin same person; same email service provider, different name though;

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